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★★☆☆☆ Look, Katy, I love the “California Girls” aesthetic. I really do. The Candyland references? Inspiring. And the electric blue hair? Giving Maenad. But we need to talk about these De Soi cans. I popped and pried open a Purple Lune expecting a dark, turbulent journey into the abyss of my soul. Instead, I got your “mood-boosting” botanical blend. Katy, darling, I am the mood. I don’t need an alcohol-free blackberry-balsamic infusion powered completely by adaptogens to help

Recipient: HQ@yahoo.com Dear esteemed Headquarters (HQ), I write to you not from the Danube frontiers, but from the peeling breakroom of the North Wing. I write to you because there are horrors not on the battlefields, but in the “General” Slack channel; the populace weep because the supply of glyphosate-free Chobani unsweetened oat milk with no additives has been depleted. In the past fortnight, I have observed the conduct of our “team,” and I find their discipline—or lac

THREAD @Sigma_Stephan @Socrates.aka.GnatofAthens @Sigma_Stephan: If you aren’t making $10k/month by 22, you’ve failed as a man. Wealth is the only measure of success. You have to be #On.The.Grind 24/7. Don’t try me. I know I'm right. #GrindSet #Alpha #Growth @Socrates.aka.GnatofAthens: Dear friend, this is my “try” to you, Stephan. So enlighten me, O Great Grinder, for I seek simple things: is “wealth” good in itself, or is it only good because of what it can achieve? @