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The Original Situationship: Catullus 85
Odi et amo. quare id faciam, fortasse requiris. / nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior. I hate and I love. And why, perhaps you’ll ask. I don’t know: but I feel, and I’m tormented. Translation by A. S. Kline Let’s play a game. Choose wisely. What is this? 1am drunk text 1am drunk text Catullus 85 1am drunk text If you guessed C: spot on! If not, you were very close—it happens to the best of us. Catullus 85 belongs to a body of work written by Gaius Valerius Catullus, a poet
Medusa Discovers Hinge
MEDUSA: 26, Libya, Looking for something real "Passionate. Spontaneous. Great with animals (snakes specifically). Ready to turn over a new leaf. Not literally. Figuratively. Do not read into that." About Medusa Hi! I'm Medusa. Yes, that Medusa. Let's just get that out of the way immediately so we can move past it and focus on what actually matters, which is that I am a very fun person with a lot to offer and a really great sense of humor about everything that has happened to
I Would Do It All Again: Friedrich Nietzsche, In His Own Words, Mostly
***This piece is a satirical work. Some events are drawn from Nietzsche's real biography; others have been invented, exaggerated, or lightly seasoned with nonsense for comedic effect. (Nietzsche himself would probably consider this an improvement.) Amor fati. Birth, Röcken, Prussia, 1844 (★★★★★) Arrived screaming into a cold world with no say in the matter, no knowledge of what was coming, and no exit option. Five stars. This was the necessary precondition for everything else
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