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***This piece is a satirical work. Some events are drawn from Nietzsche's real biography; others have been invented, exaggerated, or lightly seasoned with nonsense for comedic effect. (Nietzsche himself would probably consider this an improvement.) Amor fati. Birth, Röcken, Prussia, 1844 (★★★★★) Arrived screaming into a cold world with no say in the matter, no knowledge of what was coming, and no exit option. Five stars. This was the necessary precondition for everything else

★☆☆☆☆ One star. I would leave zero but the app does not allow it and I have spent the last ten years doing things that were not allowed so I am trying to respect boundaries now. Let me be specific. The Route Google Maps estimated this journey at three weeks. I want to be clear about what actually happened, which is that it took ten years. A decade. I left a young man with a wife, a son, a dog, and reasonable expectations about the future. I arrived an old man in disguise at

★★☆☆☆ 2.3/5 47 reviews “Unique stay. Not for everyone.” About this place Welcome to the Labyrinth—a one of a kind underground abode offering an authentic Minoan experience unlike anything else in the world (perfect for you girls that want a Greek summer without visiting the generic places like Mykonos… this place is NICHE! Perfect for the gram). The space features hundreds of interlocking stone corridors, vaulted ceilings throughout, and a moody, torchlit ambiance that guests