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The Agora on Elon Musk’s X: Ultimate Rage-Bait Battles
THREAD @Sigma_Stephan @Socrates.aka.GnatofAthens @Sigma_Stephan: If you aren’t making $10k/month by 22, you’ve failed as a man. Wealth is the only measure of success. You have to be #On.The.Grind 24/7. Don’t try me. I know I'm right. #GrindSet #Alpha #Growth @Socrates.aka.GnatofAthens: Dear friend, this is my “try” to you, Stephan. So enlighten me, O Great Grinder, for I seek simple things: is “wealth” good in itself, or is it only good because of what it can achieve? @
jenna liang
19 hours ago2 min read
PANDORA’S UNBOXING: I Opened the PR Box I Was Warned About and OMG... #ErisCollab
“Hey guys! Welcome back to my lyre-stream! So today we are opening this gorgeousiosus box that was left on my doorstep by a very mysterious, handsome guy (shout out to Hermes Express lol!).” “As you guys can see here there’s a little note that says “DO NOT OPEN,” but you guys obvi know I literally cannot resist a little mystery… and tbh, the packaging is giving “ethereal,” so let’s see what’s inside!! Oh my gosh is that a glitter bomb finish… sorry got off-tracked let’s get
jenna liang
Apr 112 min read
Notice of Termination: Your Chariot-Lyft Account has been Deactivated
Dear Caecilius Swiftus Maximus, This letter constitutes as notification of your Chariot-Lyft driver termination effective as of Marcus Tullius Cicero’s consulship. Attached below is a reminder of the Chariot-Lyft Driver Independent Contractor Agreement: Welcome to the Future of Imperial Transport! By checking the box (or marking this tablet with an ‘X’), you agree to the following legally binding edicts. Failure to comply will result in account deactivation, public shaming, o
jenna liang
Apr 42 min read
Lao Tzu Takes on The Common App
PERSONAL INFORMATION Full Legal Name: The name that can be named is not the eternal Name Permanent Address: Everywhere and anywhere Email Address: None EDUCATION & TEST SCORES High School GPA: -- Applicant Note: He devotes all his energy but has no intention to hold on to the merit. When success is achieved, he seeks no recognition. I have removed myself from the curriculum. SAT/ACT Scores: 400 Applicant Note: The world is a divine vessel, It cannot be acted upon as one w
jenna liang
Mar 282 min read
The Odyssey (feat. my lost Temu package)
PART I: Invocation of the Tracking Number Sing to me, O Muse, of my package, of my beautiful baby bubble-wrapped wanderer/traveler/nomad. Driven off the workshops of Guangzhou and shipped to the salted sorting centers of the West. Tell of the man—the Consumer, a.k.a me—waiting solemnly by her windows, heart heavy for her soon-to-be $2.99 ergonomic matcha whisk. Many the sorting hubs it saw, and many the underpaid handlers too. For though the Consumer prayed to the gods and s
jenna liang
Mar 252 min read
Veni, Vidi, Vented
Dear Readers, It is I, Julius Caesar, who must “vent” to you all today. Yes, I am aware that “venting” is not a proper Roman verb. But times change, and so do men — especially men who have been ghosted, unfollowed, and publicly humiliated on what the youths call “Instagram . ” Consider this my Commentarii de Bello Amore: a commentary on the wars of love. It has come to my attention that Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator, Queen of Egypt, mother of my son, and my former ally in bot
jenna liang
Oct 19, 20253 min read
Diogenes of Sinope Visits Erewhon
★☆☆☆☆ Would I return? Only if I was cast out by every tavern, bakery, and sewer in the city. With great skepticism, I entered this...
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Oct 1, 20253 min read
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