Dear Readers, It is I, Julius Caesar, who must “vent” to you all today. Yes, I am aware that “venting” is not a proper Roman verb. But times change, and so do men — especially men who have been ghosted, unfollowed, and publicly humiliated on what the youths call “Instagram . ” Consider this my Commentarii de Bello Amore: a commentary on the wars of love. It has come to my attention that Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator, Queen of Egypt, mother of my son, and my former ally in bot

★☆☆☆☆ Would I return? Only if I was cast out by every tavern, bakery, and sewer in the city. With great skepticism, I entered this...