SLIDE 1: WELCOME BACK Your 2025 wrapped is here, Persephone. Your year had two very different vibes. Spotify noticed. We need to talk about it. SLIDE 2: YOUR LISTENING TIME You streamed 96,480 minutes of music this year. You are in the top 0.01% of all Spotify listeners globally. That’s impressive! We want to be clear, however, that 48,240 of those minutes were logged from a location our servers cannot identify. The GPS coordinates return only the word “below.” We are workin